* There is only one reason to watch Bay Area sports and it is the Sharks

* In breaking news, Al Harrington does not like Don Nelson.

* The biggest game tonight is not UNC-Duke, it is the USA playing their most hated rival … Mexico.

* There have been some pretty good lawsuits in sports over the last year or two but this one might take the cake.

* And here I was thinking stoners were apathetic towards the world.

* Your next great sports city … Sacramento!?